Do you ever find yourself thinking "ugh, paragraphs bad"? Do you ever want your online reading experience to feel more dramatic and deep, just like those many words of wisdom contained in the LinkedIn Feed? I know I do. And every day, that's what I tell my team. And they say to me... Thank you boss, you're the best boss ever and I'm satisfied with my healthcare package. And I say "It's not about the journey it's about the destination''. #synergy

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This morning my son was building a tall LEGO tower in the living room. He accidentally bumped the tower, and hundreds of LEGOs came crashing to the floor. He started to cry. I ran in the room asking Oh no, what happened? "Dad I knocked all the LEGOs down, I failed'. I said "That's okay pal, Dad's going to use this as a motivational post on Linkedin about failure." My son, with tears in his eyes said, "What?", "Huh?", "Whhh What's Linkedin?" "I'm little and sad", he said. And I replied, "I know bud, but dad needs more professional karma for this. People always tell sad, made up stories about their kids and use it for likes on Linkedin and I'm going to do the same." My son said, "I don't know what you're talking about dad ...w-will you help me re-build my LEGO tower?' And I said, "Not now little man. Dad's writing a Linkedin post and trying to think of some solid hashtags that will keep the economy moving and motivate tens of people.' #nevergiveup
#motivation
#fakecryingkids
#voucandoit
#sometimesyoucantactuallydoit
#legoseverywhere

So proud to have presented my TED Talk asking: if we never fuck around, will we ever find out? Agree?